It’s Getting to the Point Where I MUST Own a Crumbl Cookies Franchise

I got a couple of Crumbl Cookies last week to celebrate the holiday season.

I went for just two cookies today, a mere 2,500 calories or so.

Before I had a chance to make fun of the group of middle-aged folk just eating their cookies in the store, I was already served my two treats. I spent about 45 seconds in there.

It’s one of my favorite things about Crumbl. There’s not much to it. They have cookies pre-made. You order. They’re ready almost instantly. Such little investment (except the ~$4.50 per cookie).

A few months back, I wrote about wanting to own a Crumbl Cookies franchise one day. It wasn’t a joke.

But, I need investors. Here is my pitch.

It’s guaranteed moolah

One of the great things about sweets is you generally don’t have a ton of overhead when it comes to ingredients.

It would be hard to figure out what it costs Crumbl to make each cookie, considering it is a private company. But Reddit theorists figured it likely costs less than 70 cents to make one cookie, on average.

Considering a single cookie goes for nearly $4.50, that’s a 500%+ profit.

Of course, there are more costs than the ingredients. There’s rent (most Crumbl locations seem to be in nicer areas, so rent probably isn’t cheap), labor (many locations seem to staff high school and college students, who don’t command high salaries), machines and maintenance, among other things.

While Crumbl Cookies franchises are expensive to open up, they return on average $350,000 in net profits per year.

You don’t really have to deal with customers

As I noted in my opening, customers are in and out very quickly.