Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
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Original author: Awaisdar