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Why condoms come in packs of 3, 6 and 12?

Why condoms come in packs of 3, 6 and 12?

Every married couple will know this! A man took his 8-year-old son into a pharmacy. They happened to pass by a condom stall and the boy started to ask him, “Daddy, what is this?” The father, whose face had not changed, answered frankly, “They are called condoms son, and we men use them to protect ourselves during sex sessions.” “Oh I get it,” the boy replied thoughtfully. “Yes, I did hear about this in the health and gender class at school.” The boy looked around and took a box of 3 condoms and asked, “But Dad, why are there 3 in this box?” The father calmly explained, “They’re for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.” “Awesome,” the boy said, then pointed to the 6 packs box and asked, “So who is this for?” “Well, they’re for college students,” the father replied, “Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday.” “GOSH!” the boy howled, “So who would use THIS TYPE?” the boy asked, in his hand, there was a box of 12 pieces. After a heavy sigh with tears in the corners of his eyes, the father replied. “Men who are married, honey....

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How To Ace The Start Of Every Job Interview With A Strong, Firm Milkshake

How To Ace The Start Of Every Job Interview With A Strong, Firm Milkshake

Photo by Pixabey at Pexels As a corporate recruiter with over 25 years of experience, I’ll let you in on a little secret: 99 percent of candidates lose the job interview before ever stepping into the conference room. I’ve turned down Harvard graduates, Silicon Valley savants, and decorated military veterans perfect for the job. Did they drop eye contact? Dress too casually? Forget their name? No, most companies could care less about these supposed “dealbreakers.” However, without knowing it, thousands of applicants lose the job from the moment they extend their hand, giving a weak, unacceptable milkshake. It’s an all-too-common mistake I see in every industry, from the intern to the executive level. Format your resume and rehearse your answers all you want, but the first milky impression is still king when it comes to landing your dream job. Here are the best ways to stand out from the pack by giving the perfect interview milkshake. 1. Plan Ahead: Know Where, When, And How To Make Your Milkshake There’s no substitute for proper preparation. Therefore, before your interview, make a strategy for building your dairy treat. Come early to the office and assess your kitchen options. While your first instinct may...

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Heads or Tails : Choice is Yours to Make

Photo by ZSun Fu on Unsplash In our day to day life, we come across many paths and many decisions that we have to make. Be it choosing what subject will you major in? What do you want to do in life?, Where do you want to work? Where do you want to go in life? And other decisions. Back when I was six years old, I did not have to answer this question, but I had to present it to someone else, and I was not happy about it. I didn’t even know how I felt about it, but I asked it anyway, and I still don’t know how I feel about it. It was around 2004 when I was waiting on the street for the school bus to arrive right outside my house. Life was quite easy, back in the day where we did not have to worry about school or studies or make any decisions in life. I was in 4th standard when I had to present this question to someone else.What is the question you ask? well, it’s right there in the title, ‘Heads or Tails?’ It seems too easy, right. Trust me when I say this,...

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10 Uplifting Quotes From History’s Most Bisexual Werewolves

10 Uplifting Quotes From History’s Most Bisexual Werewolves

2020 has been one heck of a year so far, and it’s safe to say we could all use a little inspiration. In times of turmoil, we look to leaders of the past for guidance, in hopes that their knowledge may cast a light on the predicaments of today. Werewolves have had a major impact on our society, our history, and our lives as we know them. Here, we’ve gathered ten of the most inspiring maxims from some of history’s most bisexual werewolves: 1. George Washington — 1st US President “Father, I cannot tell a lie, I find sex with men and women equally appealing, and also, when the moon is full, I become a terrible beast whose lust for human flesh is insatiable.” 2. Abraham Lincoln — 16th US President “Four score and seven years ago, our Founding Fathers were just as attractive to me as women, because I am bisexual, but such things barely matter at all once I’ve assumed the form of a hideous wolverine.” 3. Mark Twain — Author “Good friends, a good book, sex with women, sex with men, and terrorizing as many townsfolk as possible, when the moon’s insidious glow transforms me into a snarling creature of...

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Retarded Retirement

When I was a kid my mother used to tell me that I was mentally retarded. I didn’t believe her. I knew she was just saying that to try to get me to try harder. While I may not be officially retarded I am, however, a very, very slow learner. What takes most people six months to learn takes me thirty or forty years to learn. In recent years I’ve been trying really hard to learn how to retire. So far I have been quite unsuccessful in both learning how to do it and actually doing it. I have taken some baby steps but I have yet to take the full plunge. What got me thinking even harder about retirement was a phone conversation I had with an old friend yesterday. He is in his seventies now and he still works 50 to 60 hours a week (in construction). He has resigned himself to the fact that he will keep working right up to the time he finally kicks the bucket. “Aren’t you getting Social Security?” I asked him. “Oh sure, but it’s not even enough to cover my monthly house payment. If I quit working I’d be homeless within two...

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Indagine su un “Lucca Comics” al di sopra di ogni sospetto

Indagine su un “Lucca Comics” al di sopra di ogni sospetto

In vista di un’edizione 2020 ancora piena di domande, uno sguardo tra le pieghe di Lucca Comics & Games: macchina dei sogni, o ingranaggio di un sistema difettoso? Tra basse retribuzioni, strane operazioni societarie e misteri contabili. Dopo mesi di domande, dubbi, dilemmi e trepidazione, il 10 luglio 2020 esce l’annuncio: Lucca Comics & Games 2020 si farà. Pare che, poco prima della pubblicazione, fra gli organizzatori sia serpeggiato un invito: serrate i ranghi, aggrappatevi a qualcosa. Ci sarà più di uno scossone. E in effetti è praticamente un terremoto, con reazioni equamente divise fra chi urla all’incoscienza (“Lucca Covid and Games”) e chi stappa lo champagne. Il comunicato è magniloquente, ma scorrendo il testo non si capisce granché. È una dichiarazione d’intenti, non un programma: sì, la città è ancora il cuore dell’evento. Ma anche: sì, tutto avverrà in sicurezza. Esploreremo le possibilità del digitale, faremo i campfire (eventi diffusi sul territorio nazionale); non ci aspettiamo di vendere 271.000 biglietti, ma vivificheremo la città. La seconda fiera di fumetti più grande al mondo, che l’anno scorso ha toccato le 400mila presenze uniche, è ottimista. Ciò nonostante, nell’aria resta la domanda fondamentale: come verranno gestiti quegli spazi pubblici che ogni anno...

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I wish there was a “trillion-dollar feminist establishment.”

I wish there was a “trillion-dollar feminist establishment.”

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A Male-Hosted Conference Will Teach Women How to Achieve True Femininity in 2020 Gillian Sisley Is this article satire? I hope so! Since it was scheduled for May, I guess it never happened. One silver lining of covid. Discover Medium Welcome to a place where words matter. On Medium, smart voices and original ideas take center stage - with no ads in sight.Watch Make Medium yours Follow all the topics you care about, and we’ll deliver the best stories for you to your homepage and inbox.Explore Become a member Get unlimited access to the best stories on Medium — and support writers while you’re at it. Just $5/month.Upgrade Get the Medium app Original linkOriginal author: mari

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Dear Bigfoot: Please Respond to Your Fan Mail.

Dear Bigfoot: Please Respond to Your Fan Mail.

From hopeful office workers to desperate Moms, people across America are begging Bigfoot to finally come forward and answer their latest letters. Source: Pexels.com Happy Friday Bigfoot! My name’s Bianca, and I work at Sasquatch Shoes. I took this job believing the company culture centered around you. But my cocky coworker Morgan tells me the company name is a joke and is demanding I stop using company email to circulate “clickbait” like “Bigfoot spotted ordering a Frappuccino at Portland Starbucks.” I’m not sure what clickbait is, I literally only share relevant news. Come show my coworkers the legend of the ape man whose foot could crush them in one step is real! Also, do me a favor and pick me up a Grande Cold Brew on the way. -Bianca — I’ll Venmo you for the Starbucks — what’s your handle, @ bigfoot? ******* BIGFOOT!!! I’m panic sweating knowing that you’re reading this. I can’t believe I just said your name! You probably think I’m a freak! I’m not, I promise! I have a life size statue of you made out of my hair in my closet SHHH don’t tell my parents!! You’re such a heartthrob Bigfoot! You’re so cute I hate...

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Thanks, Tej!

Thanks, Tej!

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Nicely penned done! Loved it ☺ Tej Thanks, Tej! Discover Medium Welcome to a place where words matter. On Medium, smart voices and original ideas take center stage - with no ads in sight.Watch Make Medium yours Follow all the topics you care about, and we’ll deliver the best stories for you to your homepage and inbox.Explore Become a member Get unlimited access to the best stories on Medium — and support writers while you’re at it. Just $5/month.Upgrade Get the Medium app Original linkOriginal author: Stephen Dalton

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Influencer Cancels Self for Shameful Sin of Spontaneous Laughter — Now With REAL News

Influencer Cancels Self for Shameful Sin of Spontaneous Laughter — Now With REAL News

Today, social media superstar Zurbonzo left a tearful farewell video message to his many fans. “Greetings for the last time,” he said. “I’m canceling myself.” The influencer had amassed at least ten million followers across all platforms. A single mention on his feeds — average price six figures — could make or break any product or event. In an age of social media star-makers, Zurbonzo was above them all — but no longer. All postings on his feeds are gone except for the farewell video. “Why am I canceled?” he said. “It’s simple. I overheard a joke. And I laughed.” The titan of social media continued his public confession between choking sobs. “I wasn’t thinking. I was with two other people and I overheard one whisper a joke to the other. I dare not share the content of this so-called joke. Know that it was about the traits of others. To my eternal shame, I laughed. Not aloud, but inside my mind. I felt the desire to laugh. And that is enough.” Voice breaking, Zurbonzo continued. “A moment of spontaneous joy, and my world has ended.” He paused to wipe his tears. “Wrong is wrong. Mocking others is no laughing matter....

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